What If All Superheroes Were Rednecks?

Question

For example, can you imagine Aquaman using his powers to make tons of fish jump into his bass boat? Or if Thor had not just a hammer but a whole enchanted tool belt?

Answer 1

Well, Superman could roast a pig on a spit by looking at it!



Batman's batmobile would be raised on GIANT truck tires, with a nascar sticker on the bumper and no muffler.



Green lantern wouldn't have a power ring - he'd have a power belt buckle.



Captain America's shield that he throws would be a hubcap.



The X-Jet (The X-Mens plane) would have a gun rack.



Magneto would be the master of magnetism - but it'd only work on beer cans and engine blocks.



Nick Fury has an eye patch because of a firecracker accident when he was younger.



Iron Man's armor would be made out of corrugated metal, license plates, and Trans Am parts.

Answer 2

so your saying that aquaman would turn into lets say orzarkman. so instead of the hall of justice they could have to trailer park of meeting. they could all sit on the sofa on the front porch to monitor world events. their monitor would sit aloft a broken floor model tv right? if i'm getting this correctly. i guess it doesn't take that much to get the visual. put do you think that the world would be a safer place with the REDNECK RESCUERS?

Answer 3

Wonder Woman would hold down two day jobs - one as a rodeo star (that lasso should come in handy) the other as a barmaid



Aquaman should control the mighty Missisipp'

Answer 4

Scary thought!



If superheroes were rednecks, then the world will be reduced to a burning cider of its former self!!



Captain America will be known as Captain Confederacy!!

Answer 5

SuperHick:



"Lex Luthor, you've got a purdy mouth...Now squeal like a pig!"

Answer 6

instead of changing into their supersuits at a phonebooth, they would do it at an outhouse

Answer 7

God help us.