I think I might become Spider-Man?

Question

help! I was just bitten by a spider, I feel really weird now, I feel like I'm about to pass out, am I becoming Spider-Man???

Answer 1

youre way too far from reality bro

Answer 2

I'm so tremendous duper capable for Tobey Maguire (my personal Peter Parker/Spider-Man and Tiger), Kirsten Dunst (my individual Mary Jane "M.J." Watson), Spider-Man 4, Spider-Man 5, and more tremendous horny Spider-Man films. They are a symphony of intercourse, intelligence, and beauty.

Answer 3

I doubt that spider was radioactive. Just go to the hospital and get treated for spider bite.

Answer 4

Not unless it was a blue and red spider then go to the hospital

Answer 5

Yes, you in fact are.

Brace yourself because over the next couple of days you may develop a few extra limbs, a craving for flies, and the ability to spin a web from your butt.

Good luck, friend.

Answer 6

FUCK YEAH, YOU ARE.

OKAY, FIND A WRESTLING CLUB THAT ACCEPTS AMATEUR FIGHTERS, THEN USE YOUR NEW FOUND POWER TO BEAT HIS ASS.

THEN, YOU'RE GONNA BECOME ALL "I WANNA BE A HERO" 'COS YOUR GRANDFATHER GETS ATTACKED.

THEN YOUR BEST FRIEND'S FATHER IS GOING TO TRY TO KILL YOU.



ALSO, DON'T FORGET TO DO A TRAINING MONTAGE OF YOU JUMPING BUILDING FROM BUILDING. (PREFERABLY FROM GREAT DISTANCE).

Then you'll be the ultimate Spider Man, trust.

Answer 7

I highly doubt it.

Answer 8

i think i might become chuck norris

Answer 9

yes.

Answer 10

lol