What's your favorite Stewie Griffin Quotes?

Question

What is your favorite Stewie Griffin One liner/Quote from Family Guy?

Answer 1

wow, mine is way better:



"Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sac tourney! I'm not gonna lay down for some frat boy bastard with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow!" Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder!"



...i have a t-shirt that says this :3

Answer 2

I luv family guy Stewie: I love God. He's so deliciously evil. [watching cheerleaders changing in a locker room] Stewie: It appears my wee-wee's been stricken with rigor-mortis. Lois: It's broccoli, it's good for you. Now open up for the airplane. Stewie: Never! Damn the broccoli, damn you, and damn the Wright brothers! Stewie: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside. Meg: Everybody! Guess what I am? Stewie: Hm, the end result of a drunken back-seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic? Stewie: Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb. Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore. Stewie: Am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? A little service here. Stu: Isn't it funny how they say "life is like a box of chocolates"? Well in your case, dear mother, life is like a box of active grenades! Stewie Griffin: Did you forge my name? How dare you! Is this backwards "S" supposed to be cute? I'm going to crap double for you tonight. Stewie: Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster. Meg: Can I be in the play, Mom? Stewie: Oh yes, you can be the dumpy teenage girl who cries backstage because no one finds her attractive. Stewie: By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californiay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins. Stewie: For the love of God, shake me! Shake me like a British nanny! Stewie Griffin (picking a booger): Does this not disgust you? Brian: Kid, you're talkin' to a guy who uses his tongue for toilet paper. [Lois is washing Stewie's hair in the sink] Stewie Griffin: Careful. It's 'gently rub the scalp', not 'scrub like you're trying to get the vomit out of a Christmas dress', you stupid holiday drunk.

Answer 3

mom mom mom mom, mommy mommy mommy mommy, mamma, mamma, mamma, louis louis louis

XD

Answer 4

'what the duece?'



'mom mom mom mom, mommy mommy mommy mommy, mamma, mamma, mamma, louis louis louis'

Answer 5

lol kk kkk ioiol